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Pah Pah and Multiple Pahs!!

Once again a family quiz descended into a morass of innuendo and filth prompted by comments made by a respected female member of the Forum who alluded to the opposite sex in terms of their girth!!

Apparently she cares little about men of the “Stick Thin Variety” but her preferences are for men who are “Large Boned “which one assumes means “rather stout”
Clearly this “lithest” comment is in direct breach of the Forum Rules and the member responsible for this should be sanctioned accordingly!!

But what followed was a reprehensible performance by middle aged men who should have known better as they attempted to curry favour with this wretched woman by trying to out do each other in terms of their weight!! Claim upon claim of how fat they were resulted in a stream of incredulous propositions, the last of which, by Jaguar, had me spluttering in my Owld Wartgribble!!

He claimed that he was so stout, that on Wednesday, having donned a grey suit he went shopping in Scunthorpe Town Centre only to be challenged by a police officer from the armed response unit who thought he was an escaped mammal from the local Zoo (yes you’ve guessed it, a large water loving creature from Africa its name beginning with H!!)

Needless to say this outrageous claim was met with widespread derision by other members and thankfully I retained my dignity throughout and refused to enter this unseemly auction of body mass!!

Yours truly,

Beanpole of Bubwith!!

P.S

Lisa I am a bit of a fat lad actually as I have three chins and me legs wobble when I walk. Do I qualify?

Any chance Pet!!

Err I thought not!!

Paul

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OK, hope I can remember to log on tomorrow night Wink

The subjects will be:

ROUND 1: BOATS AND BOATING (well I had to Blush )
ROUND 2: WHERE IN THE WORLD
ROUND 3: TO THE STARS AND BEYOND...
break for refreshment!
ROUND 4: THERE'S NOWT LIKE FOLK
ROUND 5: THE NATURAL WORLD
ROUND 6: WHO/WHAT AM I?

After last week when I lost my connection for the whole of the last round, I hope someone will volunteer to monitor the responses, in case I go down again?

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Should be there Craig.  Complete with teddies etc.

Interesting topics but will I ever know any of the answers?

See you and the rest of the quiz devotees tomorrow


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15 mins to go to the quiz - look forward to seeing those not out enjoying themselves for the quiz Wink

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Oh Paul/ptg you are just so funny!You have me spluttering and laughing!

Time to join the quiz!

Lisa, aka Scarlett, Dolly
Daydream, Miss Mudweight,
Honorary Malankan


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In a hard fought contest tonight, TeaDaemon came out the winner with 8 points, so he will be your quiz master next week

And no teddies were harmed during the making of thequiz Wink

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Terrific quiz even though I finished in my usual position i.e propping up the rest of the field!!

Ah one day !!

I.m in Oulton Broad on Tuesday if anyone is about and fancies a pint of Owld Wartgribble!!

Normans paying!


Paul




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Any news on tonights topics?

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Yes

1.A history of Great Newt Flotillas

2. Billy Bunter and his role in shaping English Literature since 1847 with particular reference to the “Norfolk Broads Fat Lad Hall of Fame”

3. Great Premier League goals scored by Hatem Ben Arfa

4. The London and North Eastern Railway since 1922.

Even I might have a chance!!

Paul

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Countersigned by Lisa!!




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quote:"......
Countersigned by Lisa!!
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lies, all lies, lisa can only write gibberish. Evil Grin


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