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UN Resolution 1066(c)(section 8)(sub-sectionIV)(and all that) states that from this Friday, a no-Teddy fly zone will be enforced over the Chat Room. This will be known as Operation Ted, and be under command of Regulo, the International Director-In-charge, Op Ted. (IDIOT). The IDIOT will have use of a surveillance aircraft the PLONCK (Plastic Lancaster Only Never Completed Kit), and a ground force of CHUMPS (Chewed Hopelessly Unstable Model Plastic Soldiers). The IDIOT has already deployed a spotting force of Limbless Action Men (Expeditionary Division) Under Captain Kirk, the LAMEDUCKs. These brave boys, operating behind enemy lines, have sent information back to the IDIOT, as to whose prams are threatening innocent civilians with Teddy-flinging, and warnings must be given that prams will be disabled, unless these threats are withdrawn. Be aware the IDIOT has at his disposal an airborne strike force, the DUFF (Directionally Uncontrollable Flying Frisbee), and a missile system, Catapult Launched Anti-Pram Threat Removal And Prevention (CLAPTRAP). So with the combined efforts of PLONCK, CHUMPS, LAMEDUCKs, DUFF, and CLAPTRAP, the IDIOT hopes to free the Chat Room from the tyranny of Teddy flinging. Don't hold your breath.

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You have far too much time alone Ray, unfortunately these
sanctions cannot be applied as the Yorkshire members have
vetoed sanction 1066, therefore to ensure a suitable
outcome i suggest an emergency meeting of the council at
the nearest hostelry to come to a decision, the Yorkshire
forces have now received the new Stealth Teddy bomber and
the New Aircraft Carrier with vertical take off teddies
and a new delivery of Teddyhawk missiles, we will not
fire unless fired upon, may peace prevail.

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As resolution 1066 has been vetoed by the Yorkshire Free State, Op Ted is now illegal and therefore the IDIOT has had to resign his post, and put his toys back in their box. But in light of the aggressive posturing on the Yorkies part, I have this afternoon launched the ultimate deterrent into low earth orbit - MAVIS (Multi Armed Virtually Invisible System). Unfortunately due to a malfunction during launch, she has gone somewhat astray, and was last seen travelling through the Chad Valley nebula, in the constellation of Triang, crying "MaMa". (Grendel to track and retrieve). The only defence now for us Southerners is to fall back on our WMD strategy - (Where's My Dummy), and cry into Mummy's lap, "It's not fair, he's bigger than me". May the Farce be with us all.

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Been out in the garden for the annual armed conflict with the Pampas Grass today, which I'm pleased to say I won this year with fairly few injuries.

What a joy to come back in to this bit of thread, I laughed until I had to wipe my eyes.

Ray and Graham, I salute your verbal dexterity!

Lisa

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With all these preparations going on for the purpose of all out Teddy Aerial Warefare I have the feeling that I should be conducting next Fridays quiz from an underground bunker.

All the best

Arthur

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Fear not, Arthur, once Grendel has located and retrieved MAVIS, there will be no outbreak of teddy-wars, the threat of total annihilation will keep all sides in check. Any chance of a sneak preview of the questions, it's my only hope of a point this week, I fear.

Lisa, Pampas grass, Oh dear, had one of those once, I think it ate our cat.

Regards, Ray.

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Glad to hear that the teddy situation is under control.

I have only got as far is posting the topics at the moment.  The questions have still to be written.

Don't despair of getting some points this week Ray.  I looked at Andrea's topics for last Friday and expected to score Zero.

As you can see from the topics there are no Arthur Ransome questions therefore no panic reading of the books is required.

All the best

Arthur

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in view of the impending teddy wars the regiment(1st foot and mouth) has been mobilised and are currently at the QMs stores getting kitted out ready for friday nights hostilities.


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They're a mean looking bunch. I'm not tangling with them!

Regards, Ray.

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